The Lazy Peon Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 (edited) Civil WAR!Left 4 Green is about to play host to the greatest battle it has ever seen. One so bloody, so inhumanly inhumane, so unjustified, that if they weren’t busy destroying the Euro Zone, the UN would prohibit it.But justification can be found. Found in the face of your enemy: Look at him! He’s ugly! He’s invading your forum! The main course of action? Shoot him.I know that many of you already harbour a deep seeded resentment for your fellow man. Perhaps you are a social outcast; perhaps you just don’t like EmRA all that much. I know I don’t. Or perhaps you are simply bored. Regardless, the first of many battles is about to commence. The plains of Dustbowl will, once again, play host to a slaughter. I send you this letter not to insult you, nor to mock you: But to ask for your trigger finger in the holy sanctuary of fiery death giving. That’s right brothers and sisters, the first battle in our Civil War will be on Team Fortress 2!Details of the terrain have been decided, but those of you to be drafted have yet to be decided. Seeing as this mission is essentially suicide, we need volunteers. 22 of you, to be exact.The first 22 of you, Soldiers of freedom, shall be chosen to spill blood in the name of honour… Or a fuck-tonne of Green Coins. You decide. That’s right, YOU’RE GETTING PAID! Oh yes, the teams! I forgot about that. Seeing as this is a civil war, there are no real sides. No real alliances- You’ll all be playing the mercenary. A short time after you sign up, you’ll be told your brothers in arms. FORGET THAT “PAL’S BATTALION” Bullshit too- You’re on your own. Well, you and 10 other random Greenies. Simply reply on this topic or message me to join the fodder... I mean the recruits! It’s going to be a war to remember. And it’ll be in 2 weeks. See you out in the field, Private!- Field Marshall PeonENLISTED FODDER MEN:-Field Marshall Dr.Minky -Field Marshall Peon- Major Luke Luke Nukem- Private Reginald BlueYoshi97- Private Arthur P. Dr Pannenkoek- Private Jeremy mogadonskoda - Private William Xeim- Private Hubert Kefeus- Private Francis Q. ZomBitch- Private Sander TheGreenGrasshopper- Private Emilio Hundred2- Private Harrison Nobana- Private Pierre Chickenugget- Private Jennifer ClavusElite- Private Wayne Tennisballesser- Private Donnie FishWithAHat- Private Joseph TechnoNegro - Private Micky BaronBaconeer- Reich Fuhrer Vonnie Sneed- Private Stanley Raptor- Private Lou Captain Garm- Private Gellar WeoTHE RESERVES!- Cadet Reiska Edited December 3, 2011 by The Lazy Peon Sacrevy and BlueYoshi97 2 Quote Link to comment
BlueYoshi97 Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 I'll join, but I won't promise anything about sharing the coins we'll win with the rest of my team. Quote Link to comment
Dr. Pannenkoek Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Count me in Quote Link to comment
mogadonskoda Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 (edited) I wanna do this shitSo count me in Edited December 1, 2011 by mogadonskoda Quote Link to comment
xeim Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 You do count me in NAOW ! Quote Link to comment
Kefeus Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 I'm in. Bring on the pain! Quote Link to comment
Dr.Minky Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 And so it begins, Quote Link to comment
Sacrevy Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 In TF2? Count meh in. Quote Link to comment
xeim Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 William is such a cute name :3 Quote Link to comment
mogadonskoda Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 (edited) William is such a cute name :3Jeremy for the win :3Just look at number 1 and it says it all Edited December 1, 2011 by mogadonskoda Quote Link to comment
TheGreenGrasshopper Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Private Green is enlisting, Sir! Quote Link to comment
xeim Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 "My god...he was the man of my dreams...such a William..."Just sayin' Quote Link to comment
Nobana Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Fuck this shit. I want this to be interactive and drawn by EmRA. Kefeus, Baron Baconeer and Sacrevy 3 Quote Link to comment
Hundred2 Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Count me in.Also what Nobana said. Quote Link to comment
The Lazy Peon Posted December 1, 2011 Author Share Posted December 1, 2011 I'm sure if this works out well, we could force EmRA into doing something sexy for us. Sacrevy 1 Quote Link to comment
Nobana Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Why are we all lousy privates That is not how a chain of command is like! Where are the captains and lieutenants?I suggest a mutiny/rebellion! WE, THE BACKBONE OF THE MILITARY, SHOULD NOT BE TREATED POORLY! Promotions for everyone(or at least for some)! Quote Link to comment
The Lazy Peon Posted December 1, 2011 Author Share Posted December 1, 2011 You'll get a higher rank the more CIVIL WAR events you participate in.Until then, clean the latrines, Private Nobana. Quote Link to comment
Chikennugget1 Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 (edited) I was about to say I'm in when I've seen you've already added me Anyway, I'm still in, but if it's in the middle of the week (work) or too late I'll let my place for someone else Derp, Pierre ! Edited December 1, 2011 by Chikennugget1 Quote Link to comment
Clavus Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 I'll be there probably. Quote Link to comment
Dr.Minky Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 It would be handy if people said what times (central time) are good for them, I know it varies a fair bit Quote Link to comment
Kefeus Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 It would be handy if people said what times (central time) are good for them, I know it varies a fair bitSo the date is thursday 15.12. ?I'll be able to get on after 20:30 (GMT +2)I don't really care when we play it, if it's on friday or the weekend. Quote Link to comment
Luke Nukem Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 James do I get ignored in the list of players again.... Quote Link to comment
Dr.Minky Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 It was first people to say theyre in luke, not pre-chosen Quote Link to comment
Sneed Posted December 2, 2011 Share Posted December 2, 2011 Give me a special rank and im in ( not a gay Rank ) Quote Link to comment
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